By Andrew Irumba Katusabe
It’s a “New Uganda” indeed!😂 The National Unity Platform (NUP), just proved it!
What NUP has done is the equivalent of that self-righteous villager who reports thieves to the police every time something gets stolen. He’s respected, praised, even feared. But when he realizes the thugs are almost done sharing the loot and that no one gives a damn about his reports, what does our ‘vigilante’ do? He quietly joins the circle, picks a piece of meat, and starts munching like he was invited from the start! 
Then when the shocked villagers ask, “Eh, wasn’t it you who called them thieves?” — the man wipes his mouth and replies confidently, “Well… the constitution allows me to eat too.”
Now, that’s not an ordinary thief. That’s a refined thief — one who studies the law first, just to know which article to quote when caught red-handed. The rest steal out of sheer greed; this one steals out of intellectual arrogance!
And here’s the irony — this is the same group that has spent years preaching purity, integrity, and New Uganda! Yet today, they’re happily signing MOUs under a law they’re supposedly challenging in court. Hmmm! Maybe “New Uganda” actually means New Ways to Eat Officially!
Let’s call a spade a spade — this isn’t activism, it’s opportunism wrapped in legal English. And when the so-called liberators start perfecting the art of selective morality, you know the revolution has turned into a buffet.
If this is what the future looks like, then my friends, brace yourselves — the New Uganda might just be a New Market… where even hypocrisy is on wholesale!
